Is the title too much, perhaps?
The little darling hasn’t slept more than 40 minutes at a time in the last 12 hours.
Up all night grunting and wriggling and general baby-ness that is adorable at 10am but not so much after 4 hours at 6am.
We’ve fed and burped and played and shouted at me and fed and fed and changed and fed and burped and shouted some more.
We climbed into my bed because I decided fuck it, I’m going back to bed until both of us get some sleep.
So she threw up on me.
Now, I’m up and doing the house work with her in the ring sling and the little darling looked at me and cooed at me for a little while, then laid her sweet little head down on my chest and promptly fell asleep.
Figures, just in time to miss helping with the chores.