Mine are no exception.
They thump out of bed waaayyyyyy too early.
They whine loudly about how there’s nothing for breakfast even though there’s 5 different types of cereal.
They bicker loudly about “She hit me”He’s touching me”she sat too close”
They loudly complain about how there’s absolutely nothing to do despite getting enough Lego for Christmas to make their own fucking car so maybe they could drive themselves around.
I suggest going outside and playing and then I get “Only if Lola plays too!!!” in that horrible abrasive tone followed by her in tears 5 minutes later because she wasn’t playing right or some other shit so he’s been mean to her.
An afternoon at the beach with a picnic was met with that whiney “ohhhhowwwwwwww” noise that only kids can do.
Maybe I want a picnic at the beach.
Put your damn swimmers on shut up and smile because you are going to shut up and enjoy yourself because I was looking forward to these holidays goddamnit.