SO to make it interesting for you guys I tried to google pregnant celebrities to see who is going to be popping out a baby when I do.
Turns out the only couple that I care about/recognise their names have either had their baby (Anna Hathaway) or are a lot further along than I (Liv Tyler) so I can’t speculate how they’re feeling now to entertain you.
Although I suspect that based on the most recent article I’ve seen about Liv, she’s saying “Of course I’m wearing joggers. You’re lucky I’m wearing pants.”
Which brings me to…
Who’s stupid idea was pants.
This week pants and I nearly split for good. For the next 3-4 months anyway.
I stupidly decided that I could fit into some pre pregnancy pants and just leave them open – like all those kale drinking, yoga doing pregnant women on my insta.
I laid on my bed with them pulled up to just under my butt cheeks and I cried. Because my pants wouldn’t fucking fit and I just wanted to wear something sorta nice.
And Lola laid beside me with no pants on as well and cried. Because she didn’t want to go to school.
It was a great morning.
I have refused to buy maternity clothes because I cannot justify the cost of them or really afford the cost of them right now.
I have enough stretchy dresses to get me through, but sometimes a girl just needs to put some fucking pants on.
but apparently not.
So – feelings this week
My butt and thighs are getting chunky.
Tired. All the tired. Why can’t my damn 5 year old sleep in her own damn bed? I don’t have to energy to get up and put her in her bed during the night to train her to sleep in her own bed.
Hungry. Eating everything. All the things.
Is anyone else out there pregnant?
How are you feeling this week?