Dexter (who is five tomorrow) is hilarious.
Sometimes he doesn’t even know why, but lately there have been some brilliant remarks that have us giggling for ages, so I thought I would hare a few.
On getting bigger:
Me: When did you get so big?!
Dexter: Maybe I just ate some good vegetables.
On growing up:
Maybe I’ll never grow a beard and I’ll just be a boy forever.
Maybe when I’m grown up, I won’t have children, I’ll just be a rich person instead.
I don’t want to have a girlfriend, but Macy said she’s my girlfriend and she will be forever. Forever is a really long time.
On dad jokes:
*me putting ricotta on my toast *
Dex: is that yoghurt?
Me: no it is ricotta, a type of cheese.
Dex: ricotta? Don’t you mean haricotta?
Like harry potter, but cheese!
Comedy genius, I tells ya